Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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