he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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