I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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