Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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