wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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