Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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