And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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