i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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