I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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