Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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