is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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