fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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