No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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