The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
