Are we in a gay sports bar?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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