I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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