Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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