Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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