Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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