The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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