its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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