that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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