Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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