If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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