I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This gyro tastes like lonliness
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The air was thick with penises
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
