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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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