I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My feet surprised me
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