just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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