We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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