When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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