You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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