The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Your cock deserves a montage
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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