vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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