awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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