"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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