Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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