no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
