I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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