He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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