Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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