Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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