You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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