yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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