Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Your cock deserves a montage
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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