does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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