I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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