ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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