why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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