I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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