Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think i peed on brittanys purse
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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