Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
